word.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Tennis.

Let's break this video down.

First off, how bad is the security at the French Open? I know it's in France but what the fuck. They let this guy hop on the court, do a dance, hit a few backhands, get a good volley going, and put on a fashion show. I wouldn't be surprised if he won more points than Federer's opponent did.

If you don't understand the severity of this situation, Google the name Gunter Parche.

Second, if I was Federer, I would have shown that jackass what a 130 mph serve feels like. He would have taken a few Wilson rackets to the face. Just Sayin'.

Finally, I do applaud the guy that tackled the spectator. He's been dreaming his whole life about that moment. Dude shot out of his three point stance, moving at the speed of dark, went parallel to the ground, and speared the intruded with flawless form.

The Clevland Show

I'm not a big Family Guy fan but I know you guys eat that shit up..
So, here is a trailer for the up and coming spin off, The Clevland Show

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Thank You Jay Z

D.O.A. by Jay

Death of Autotune

Heaven at Nite by Kid Cudi

Friday, June 5, 2009

Go Nuts Neal Wanless.

You just won 232 million dollars.

Have You Heard This?

Thursday, June 4, 2009

The Greatest Matchup of All Time.

Forget LeBron.

Forget Kobe.

Forget that robot they call Dwight Howard.

Ignore the puppet commercials. Give Charles Barkley the cold shoulder at half time and mute Jeff Van Gundy during the game.

The real matchup, the most interesting story of the 2009 NBA finals, rests on the shoulders of two young men that captivated a nation in 2006. Even if it only takes place in warm ups.

J.J. Redick vs. Adam Morrison

Morrison was acquired by the Lakers mid season.

LOOK FOR BARNES!

I wanted him to bust out the C'est la vie dance.

Doing Bethel and UCONN proud.

Megan Fox for the July Issue of GQ

Thumbs Up.

Disney's latest ad campaign is a little fucked up if you ask me.

Chillin by Wale & Gaga

"I remain a Giant, you Jeremy Shockey"

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Not As Good As Boom Boom Pow.

Black Eyed Peas Release a Video for Their Next Single I Gotta Feeling

Spaceship.

After four years, Kanye finally releases a video for one of his dopest songs, Spaceship.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

I'm Still Fly by Drake & Page

Lol Jeremy Piven.

Ari is my agent.

Kanye Louis Vuitton

Microsoft Gives the Wii the Metaphorical Finger.

I'm not getting too excited until I use it for myself.

Monday, June 1, 2009

The Twilight, I Mean MTV Movie Awards.

Let's be honest. The MTV Movie Awards are just an excuse for the stars to get out and promote their movies that are coming out this summer. Still, I was thoroughly surprised this year. I laughed often and even enjoyed some of what I saw. In case you missed it, here is everything you need to know.

Andy Samberg was hilarious. One of the best hosts in years. In his intro he awkwardly hit on Megan Fox, accused Leighton Meester of farting, and beamed into Justin Timberlake's limo sans his clothing.

Twilight won every fucking award. Really? What the fuck?

LeAnn Rimes, Forest Whitaker, and Chris Isaak performed an operatic version of Samberg's hits Dick in a Box, I'm on a Boat, and Jizz in My Pants. It was dope.

Miley Cyrus thanked God excessively.

Ashley Tisdale and Sienna Miller looked fineeeeeeee.

The MTV Producers did a terrible job filming.

I was also actually impressed with the animated show DJ and the Fro that premiered after the show.

And of course, the incident that everyone has been talking about. Watch below. People are still speculating as to whether Eminem knew about Bruno's entrance or not. Publicity stunt if you ask me. After a less than stellar performance, Eminem will need all the attention he can get.