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Saturday, January 31, 2009

Electrolytes Motherfucker.

Let's get its straight, Gatorade is liquid gold. If it contained alcohol I would be on my third liver and in desperate need of an intervention. 

So, in honor of the greatest liquid to ever touch my lips (that's what she said), I present the five greatest Gatorade flavors of all time.


1. Gatorade Frost Glazier Freeze.

People with no arms say it's the best, hands down. Fact.




2. Gatorade Lemon Lime.

Classic. The Original. 




3. Gatorade Fruit Punch.

The all time bestseller.



   4. Gatorade Frost Cascade Crash

   Poorly named.

 

 
   5. Gatorade X Factor Fruit Punch & Berry

 Who doesn't love fruit punch and who doesn't   love berries?




Honorable Mention: 
Gatorade Orange and Gatorade Frost Riptide Rush.
Let the debate begin.


2 comments:

  1. Where does the Tiger juice fall in this list? Also, the yellow is better than the blue...just saying...

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  2. you sound like mike scott

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