The Real Slim Shady.

Let's get it straight. Eminem's latest effort, Relapse, was soft. The track Beautiful was the most listenable song on the album, and even it couldn't touch any of Marshall's vintage work. I refused to "crack a bottle or let my body waddle." Really? This is B Rabbit. This is the dude that regularly disses his own mother on his records. In no way, shape, or form should Eminem ever use the phrase "waddle" in one of his choruses. 

Now, after hearing Relpapse I was convinced that Eminem no longer had it in him. I apologize for doubting him because he just dropped The Warning. 

Finally, Em gets back to rhyming. 

Oh silly Mariah, why did you have to get him angry?

I'm not ready to admit that Eminem is back at the top of his game but at least it's better than Relapse. Thank God.

Oh, and he did get teabagged by Bruno so...... I'm really not sure what to think.

Oh Worddddd?

I'd Marry These.

I Said Uh, A Fresh Cool Young Lou!

F & F!

Shining Down by Lupe & Matthew Santos

mercibeaucoup 2009 Fall/Winter Sneakers

Ahhhhh.

Call Me Moon Man by Kid Cudi

LOL Dude makes a mentally challenged "Radio" comment.

I Did This The Other Day

You've probably caught this on ESPN but just in case you haven't, watch Leif Olsen do his best Tim Duncan impression. 

"Alright I'm gonna use this here pitching wedge, put it on the back of the green, roll it backwards, bank it off your ball, and put it in the hole."

Beat that Tiger.

!.

Vans.

Comic Con 2009

I could really care less about Comic Con but apparently it's a big deal.
This clip isn't from this year but it's worth watching.

Such a Dope Trailer!

Empire of the Sun

Standing in the Shore

Dudes really are just strange.

Ahhhhhhhhh.

Should be doooooooooooooooooooope.

Witness.

If you haven't heard or seen, footage of some college kid dunking near LeBron James has surfaced. I give the kid props but really, this tape was hyped more than Sebastian Telfair. In honor of this dunk, I give you six real pictures of players getting jammed on.

Vinsanity on Frederic Weis

T Mac on Sean Bradley

Josh Smith on Steve Nash

Kobe on Dwight Howard Ahhhhhhhhhh!

Shawn Marion on Al Harrington

Patrick Chewing on Ryan

Top 10 Surprising Facts About Stuart Cink

Give Blood by Rain Machine

Give it a chance.

The Prince of Persia Starring Jake Gyllenhaal

Fall 2009 Stella McCartney

Make Her Say Video

Kid Cudi - New Music - More Music Videos

RAAAAAAAANDY!

Watch this.

Raaaaaaaandy - Part 2 (Funny People) from Aziz Ansari

Kate Moss.

I'd Marry Her.

Seamless Nike.

Recognize Anyone? Better Yet Everyone?

Oh Worddddd?

Taxidermia

Despicable Me by Pharrell

Rick Reilly's Sports Bucket List

Read HERE

Personally, I would rank the Iditarod higher than number nine.

Kris Van Assche

Bar Rafaeli.

Genius.

A Key to hold all Keys.

Ball One.

President Obama throws out first pitch of 2009 All Star Game.

Better Angle.

Alright by Kanye and Twista

!.

Behold, the blessed day is upon us.

Mount your brooms and ready your wands. Voldemort is tightening his grip on both the Muggle and wizarding worlds. Hogwarts is no longer the safe haven it once was.

My scar is burning. See you at midnight.

I'm Goin' In by Wayne and Drake

This has been out for quite some time but it's worth posting..

Mase is Back.

And he's on a track with Camron!

Song is Dopeeeee.

Nike Terminator Hi Premium Selvage Denim

Live From CT!

Jay performs the Intro off his up and coming album, The Blueprint III.

Entourage Returns Tonite!

Erin Andrews Gets a Facial.

If you've never heard of Erin Andrews, listen the fuck up.

Normally I despise female reporters on the sidelines at sporting events. I mute my TV. I turn the channel. Sometimes I even heckle them from my couch and secretly pray that they suffer a traumatizing injury. I know it's sexist. I know it's ignorant and I know that some of them do a spectacular job. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. 

Erin Andrews is, however, an exception. 

She can often be seen reporting college football, Big Ten Basketball, and Major League Baseball for ESPN. It doesn't hurt that she was also voted "America's Sexiest Sportscaster" by Playboy Magazine. For good reason.

On Friday, July 10th Erin Andrews was struck on the chin by a foul ball. In the fourth inning of the Mets game, Alex Cora turned on an inside fastball and sent a line drive into foul territory. Andrews was sent to the hospital and should be back on the field in a few days.

Two things can be learned from this story.

1. Everybody should rain boos down upon Alex Cora next time he takes the field. How dare he try to injure the hottest woman ever to grace the sidelines for our benefit. 

2. Erin Andrews can take balls to the face. Enough Said.

Air Jordan High Strap 09 Holiday Collection