The Real Slim Shady.

Let's get it straight. Eminem's latest effort, Relapse, was soft. The track Beautiful was the most listenable song on the album, and even it couldn't touch any of Marshall's vintage work. I refused to "crack a bottle or let my body waddle." Really? This is B Rabbit. This is the dude that regularly disses his own mother on his records. In no way, shape, or form should Eminem ever use the phrase "waddle" in one of his choruses. 

Now, after hearing Relpapse I was convinced that Eminem no longer had it in him. I apologize for doubting him because he just dropped The Warning. 

Finally, Em gets back to rhyming. 

Oh silly Mariah, why did you have to get him angry?

I'm not ready to admit that Eminem is back at the top of his game but at least it's better than Relapse. Thank God.

Oh, and he did get teabagged by Bruno so...... I'm really not sure what to think.