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Monday, June 1, 2009

The Twilight, I Mean MTV Movie Awards.

Let's be honest. The MTV Movie Awards are just an excuse for the stars to get out and promote their movies that are coming out this summer. Still, I was thoroughly surprised this year. I laughed often and even enjoyed some of what I saw. In case you missed it, here is everything you need to know.

Andy Samberg was hilarious. One of the best hosts in years. In his intro he awkwardly hit on Megan Fox, accused Leighton Meester of farting, and beamed into Justin Timberlake's limo sans his clothing.

Twilight won every fucking award. Really? What the fuck?

LeAnn Rimes, Forest Whitaker, and Chris Isaak performed an operatic version of Samberg's hits Dick in a Box, I'm on a Boat, and Jizz in My Pants. It was dope.

Miley Cyrus thanked God excessively. 

Ashley Tisdale and Sienna Miller looked fineeeeeeee.

The MTV Producers did a terrible job filming.

I was also actually impressed with the animated show DJ and the Fro that premiered after the show.

And of course, the incident that everyone has been talking about. Watch below. People are still speculating as to whether Eminem knew about Bruno's entrance or not. Publicity stunt if you ask me. After a less than stellar performance, Eminem will need all the attention he can get.




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