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Monday, June 8, 2009

Tennis.


Let's break this video down.

First off, how bad is the security at the French Open? I know it's in France but what the fuck. They let this guy hop on the court, do a dance, hit a few backhands, get a good volley going, and put on a fashion show. I wouldn't be surprised if he won more points than Federer's opponent did. 

If you don't understand the severity of this situation, Google the name Gunter Parche. 

Second, if I was Federer, I would have shown that jackass what a 130 mph serve feels like. He would have taken a few Wilson rackets to the face. Just Sayin'.

Finally, I do applaud the guy that tackled the spectator. He's been dreaming his whole life about that moment. Dude shot out of his three point stance, moving at the speed of dark, went parallel to the ground, and speared the intruded with flawless form.

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