My last post got me thinking about all the late night beer pong games I've played throughout the years. Nights with never ending win streaks. Nights when wins were hard to come by. Most of all, I thought about the teams that have fallen at our hands and the pussies that got lucky enough to beat us. Because, at its heart, beer bong is a
team sport. I've seen kids shoulder heavy burdens and carry their partners to the promise land. In honor of those players that refused to accept defeat, I present to you the top ten beer pong players of our generation.
J.J. Redick
"Look at J.J. he's on fire, baby!" (Poor Dick Vitale Impersonation)
Tiger Woods
Wielding a pitching wedge.
Hasheem Thabeet
Call a lean, I dare you.
John Belushi
Toga! Toga! Toga!
Steve Nash
Bounce Pass. Two Cups. Thanks.
Barry from Beerfest
Better when he's drunk.
Megan Fox
Total Distraction.
Randy Johnson
Last Cup? No Problem.
Peyton Manning
Perfect Passer Rating.
Dan Walsh
Crafty Veteran.
you forgot me in your top 10
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