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Friday, February 13, 2009

No Way. Honestly, No Way.

Kevin Hart dreams big.

Hundreds of people packed the Fernley High School gymnasium. They eagerly awaited Kevin's decision. He had narrowed his choices down to Oregon and Cal. Finally, to the cheers of his peers, he announced that he would be playing college football at Cal. The only problem was, Cal had never heard of him. In fact, no Division I team showed strong interest in him. He deceived an entire community. I don't know who looks dumber, Kevin or the people that believed him.






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