The Top 10 Things I'm Tired of Hearing About.

Really? Is there nothing else to report about? 

You're beating a dead horse.

Number 10: The Geico Caveman

I laughed. Once. To myself.

Number 9: The Phrase "Going Green"

We get it. Our environment is suffering. 

Reducing you emissions by 2% doesn't make you environmentally conscious.

Check your carbon footprint motherfucker.

Number 8: Many Ramirez 

Turning down a 2 year 45 million dollar contract. That's not Manny being Manny. That's Manny being a moron. 

Number 7: American Idol

Tell me who wins. Goodnight.

Number 6: The Dallas Cowboys

You haven't won a playoff game since 1996 despite having a star studded cast. You get no respect nor attention from me.

Number 5: Stephon Marbury

Dude just needs to play ball.

Number 4: Chris Brown

So he beat Rihanna. So he assaulted his girlfriend. Give the man a break. It's the only story they run on BET.

Number 3: The NFL Draft and Combine

I don't care who Mel Kiper Jr. would pick first. He doesn't own an NFL team. And the Combine means close to nothing. Tom Brady was picked in what round?

Number 2: Michael Phelps

Legalize It.

Number 1: Steroids

Honestly, what the fuck. Not one of you can tell me you turn on SportsCenter and say, "Oh man, I can't wait to see the latest developments in the BALCO investigation!"