Michael Phelps is right at home in the water. Turns out, he's right at home with a bong in his hand as well. Last weekend, photos of Phelps using marijuana were sold to a London tabloid. He has since apologized, but he was probably high when he issued his statement. And I don't blame him in the least bit. I actually like Phelps more, now that I know he milks his vaporizer on the daily. Phelps is 23 years old and ranks high among the people I would like to go on a blunt ride with.
Witnesses at the party said Phelps hit the bong like a champ, or better yet, a gold medalist. I don't doubt it. Take a moment and just consider his lung capacity.
If I smoke weed will I win 8 gold medals too?
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