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Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Most Desirable Blunt Mates.

If you've smoked weed you've thought about it. Don't lie. 
Who would be the coolest person to hit the hippy lettuce with?
Anyone and everyone is up for consideration but in order to make it a little bit easier I've divided my list into Dead and Alive. The following top my list.

ALIVE
Barack Obama   
No explanation needed.

The Cast of Who's Line is it Anyway 
Quick. Scenes from a hat.

Morgan Freeman                                 
God. Narrate my bluntride.

LeBron James  
C'mon, it's King James.

Lil Wayne  
Zombie.

Honorable Mention: Shaq, Muhammad Ali, Manny Ramirez, Gary Lawlor, Rainn Wilson

DEAD
Biggie Smalls  
Relax and take notes, while I take totes of the marijuana smoke.

The Beatles  
Paul is dead.

Plato  
Would you steal food to feed your family? Boom.

Bob Marley  
We jammin'.

Gandhi  
Simplicity.

Honorable Mention: Jimi Hendrix, Martin Luther King Jr., Albert Einstein, Walt Disney, Tom Wolfe, Henry David Thoreau

2 comments:

  1. Honorable Mention is Alive:
    Mike Parenti
    Yo... spit that shit

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  2. Is Gary in the alive honorable mention referring to Gar Bear Lawlor cuz if it is he should be numero uno

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