Where I come from, beer pong is more than just a game. It is war.
Battles are waged for pride and bragging rights. History is made and legends are born.
On January 1st, 144 of the best beer pong teams united in Las Vegas for a celebration known as the World Series of Beer Pong. With each team competing for the $50,000 grand prize, chaos was sure to ensue. And it did.
There were four cup rebuttals, odd strategies, and..... water cups?
Read a full account of the tournament here. Trust me, it's worth reading.
I do, however, have a few problems with the World Series of Beer Pong.
One. It's called beer pong for a reason. Drink your beer pussies.
Two. Stop leaning. Even I can dunk a ping pong ball.
Three. Can we get some more creative team names?
In fact, drinking was optional. One team used only water in the first round—Mrs. and Mrs. Lara and Kristin Mendez of New York City. That's right, two married women. Beer Pong: changing the world.
ReplyDeleteThe 6'4", 280-pound Hamilton chugged a bottle of Jack Daniel's beforehand. "The key today," he said later, "was me getting real drunk." (Maybe it wasn't always more about pong than booze.)
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