HAHA I LOVE THIS!

Dikembe Mutumbo recently retired from the NBA. In honor of his 20+ years of shot blocking and finger waving, watch his teammates do their best Mutumbo impressions!

V Magazine Swimsuit Issue

Hottest Lineup Everrrrrrrr

Naomi Campbell, Gisele Bundchen, Claudia Schiffer, Kate Moss and many more

Word.

The Killers cover Bright Eye's Four Winds

Ricky Ross Baby.

Dope Pic. Dope Song.

Maybach Music Pt. 2 by Rick Ross, Kanye, T Pain & Wayne

Some 1976 Swine Flu Propaganda.

LOL! Shit just makes me laugh. Not the Swine Flu. The Acting.

New Nike Campaign.

Illustration by James Jarvis


Onwards from AKQA on Vimeo.

Sighhhhhh..

I Miss Buying New Soccer Cleats.





adidas adiPure II Special Edition

Megan Fox on the Cover of Esquire.

I'd Marry Her.

Kanye's New Mixtape!

LV's & Autotune 2

01 Diamonds
02 Poke Her Face (Feat. Kid Cudi, Common, Lady Gaga)
03 We Fight, We Love (Feat. Q-Tip, Consequence)
04 Maybach Music 2 (Feat. Rick Ross, T-Pain, Lil Wayne)
05 Flight School (Feat. T-Pain, GLC)
06 Amazing (Remix) (Feat. The Dream, Young Jeezy, Christina Milian)
07 Imma Be Iight (Feat. Lil Wayne, Joe Young)
08 Doing Girls Wrong
09 Knock You Down (Feat. Keri Hilson, Ne-Yo)
10 Walking On The Moon (Feat. The Dream)
11 Go Hard (Remix) (Feat. Lil Wayne, Jay-Z)
12 I’m The Shit (Remix)
13 Oprah Story
14 Kinda Like A Big Deal (Feat. Clipse)
15 Ego (Remix) (Feat. Beyonce)

Charles.

November 10th by Charles Hamilton

Dan Brown's Best Book

X Lot

The Hartford Courant's Article on Spring Weekend.

LOL Mid Interview Girl is Already Being Taken Out On a Stretcher.

STORRS - More than 100 people were arrested during Spring Weekend events at the University of Connecticut over the past three days, university police said Sunday. That's twice as many arrests as last year.

The three-day event hit its peak on Saturday night, with about 15,000 people gathering at the X Parking Lot by 11:30 p.m.,  UCONN police Maj. Ronald Blicher said in a statement Sunday.

Between 6 p.m. Saturday and 4 a.m. Sunday, UConn police made 47 arrests for charges such as criminal trespass, narcotics offenses, weapons offenses, interfering with police, breach of peace and reckless endangerment. Blicher said only six of those were UConn students.

State police also patrolled each of the Spring Weekend events, although they haven't released official arrest numbers yet.

Article From the Hartford Courant 

Even Doper Video.

Dope Video.

Shake the Finger

In honor of Dikembe Mutumbo who retired this week after 18 seasons.

So Amazin'

So Hot!

Nike Vandal High Metallic Silver

Walkin' on the moon with these bad boysss....

Updated Playlist Below!

Probably my last post for a few days.

Spring Weekend Motherfuckaaaaaaaaa.

This Gives Me Goosebumps.

No Pressure.

The Phoenix Open is not a major. The purse is not overwhelming, nor does it take an overwhelming amount of talent to shoot an impressive score. Still, the 16th hole at the Phoenix Open may generate more excitement than any other par three on the PGA Tour.

The stands around the 16th green create an amphitheatre that seats more than 200,000 spectators. Many of these spectators are college students from nearby Arizona State University so, needless to say, the gallery is like one giant party. 

Poor shots on the hole receive boos, but not just any boos. Drunken, immoral, taunts that can make even the fiercest competitors insecure. If you don't find the green in one, expect boos. If you fail to tip your hat to the crowd after you find the hole, expect boos. If you three put, expect to be picked on like a helpless school girl. Justin Leonard gave the gallery the finger after taunts were rained down upon him. Seriously.

Still, a great shot can make you a crowd favorite. A Tiger Woods hole-in-one in 1997 sent the crowd into a frenzy. Beer was chugged. Obscenities were screamed. Objects were thrown in celebration. 

The most popular golfer at the Phoenix Open is Phil Mickelson, an Arizona State University Alum.

Hahah Nice Try Lady Gaga!

Lady Gaga Tries to Cover Cold Play's Viva La Vida. 

Could Have Been Dope. Still Kinda Is.

All My Single Ladies in London's Picadilly Circus

What!?!

Nike Air Trainer 1 QK

Some KAWS Album Art Too!!

Gettin' My Glen Rice Onnnnnn..

Break out you Bape hoodie, LeBron just put these out!

MISS USA

Kristen Dalton of North Carolina was named Miss USA 2009 on Sunday night.

Just Thought I'd Post This.

Hooch by Everything

This song puts me in a good mood.

Happy Holidays.

Pretty Dope Camera Work.

THE NBA PLAYOFFS!

The playoffs start Saturday.

One of my favorite times of the year.

No games off.

Legends are made.

Top of the Worlddddddddddddddddddddd! -KG

Here's the promo.

Too bad my poor Jazz got the Lakers in the first roundddd... I still have hope though.

Ok. Ok.

So Good by Electrik Red & Lil wayne

Whuddup!

In 8th grade I had one of the most disruptive english classes ever to grace the Bethel Public School system. I learned nothing. Actually that is false. I learned how to cheat, curse, and fool around with the best of em'.

Still, one of my teachers that year introduced me to slam poetry. This is one of the most impressive poems that I have seen since I was in 8th grade.



Shout out to NEO!

One of the Worst Interviews Ever.

In High School, Greg Paulus was one of the most highly recruited Quarterbacks in the nation. He was also a basketball stud, however, and decided to play for Duke. This year marks his last year as a College Basketball player, and with no NBA career ahead of him, he has decided to explore his football opportunities.

In his interview on Pardon the Interruption, Paulus says the phrase "uhhh" over 70 times. My God. What are they teaching you at Duke?

Next Friday.

Next Friday the summer blockbuster season starts with two, well, blockbusters. Star Trek and The Soloist are two highly touted films that have been on the minds of fans for a while now. The Stark Trek creators hope the new film will spur a new generation of "Trekies" while also assimilating those who still love franchise. The Soloist has been titled an early Oscar contender as the man who took Atonement to the top directs. Both previews are below.

On This Day In History..

On April 16, 1943 the psychedelic effects of LSD were discovered. Five years earlier LSD was first synthesized by Swiss chemist Albert Hofmann. After ingesting 250 micrograms he found himself struggling to speak and then proceeded to ride his bike home, thus marking the first LSD trip in history. Hofmann's recollection of his ride home involves him having the sensation of being stationary despite moving rapidly. He also reported distorted vision, fantastic images, and the ability to see sounds.

Word.

Got that retro feel about it.

Lisztomania by Pheonix

Wii Spray!

Fuck Yes.

Not only does this look amazing, but the technology used to develop Wii Spray can  be used to create other exciting opportunities.. 

Plus this shit just looks like the most fun ever.

Paul Potts.

I am glad Donny posted Susan Boyle becasue it reminded me of another BGT contestant who took the world by storm. Posted a year ago, now with 43 MILLION views, the only video that has brought me close to tears.



Dude sold car phones, never got laid, and had never performed publicly. Three months later he performed for the Queen of England...even the Beatles never received that honor.

This Video Has Almost 7 Million Hits In The Past Few Weeks!

Good for you Susan Boyle. Honestly, you deserve this.

Susan Boyle Stuns Crowd with Epic Singing - Watch more Funny Videos

Extract.

Boo iTunes!

Last week Apple increased the price of songs on iTunes from 99 cents to $1.29.

Personally, I have never purchased a single song but I understand the outrage surrounding the prince increase. Nickel and Diming the music industry! Who do they think we are? We shall unite, against the system, against repression everywhere. We are all one. We can be whoever we want to be and no 30 cent increase will stand in our way! 

Really? Who cares. 

From a business standpoint, it makes sense. 

Surely, the record companies pushed for the increase and I'm sure Apple hardly protested their petitions. It remains to be seen whether the higher price will drive people, away from legally purchased music, towards pirating software. In the long run, those who used the Apple Store before, will continue to do so.

Don't Know Why I Haven't Posted These Yet!

These are currently on my feet!

Nike Vandal Hi Supreme Ex Rock N' Roll

Dope Covers

Bat For Lashes covers Daniel and Use Somebody by The Kings of Leon

Click the links below to hear the mp3

Use Somebody

Daniel

"Think with Yer Dipstick, Jimmy..."

The most annoying commercial on television.

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This has to bring a smile to your face. 

Sound of Music Train Station @ Yahoo! Video

This dude is 72!!!

Hilarious. I met this dude last night at an Easter dinner party. He could beat me up.

Office Quote of the Day.

"When I was in college, I used to get a-wicked hammered. My nickname was Puke. I would chug a fifth of SoCo, sneak into a frat party...polish off a few people's empties, some brewskies, some Jell-O shots, do a some body shots off myself...pass out, wake up the next morning, boot, rally, more SoCo, head to class...probably would have gotten expelled if I'd let it affect my grades, but I aced all my courses. They called me Ace. Was totally awesome, got straight B's. They called me Buzz."

-Andy Bernard

Asher Roth.

I'm impressed Asher.

As I Em by Asher Roth

Sex. Drugs. Ron Weasley?

New movie "Cherrybomb" starring Rupert Grint. I'm so confused...



Shout out to SP for the tip...

Kanye Blogs. Hilarity Ensues.

Apparently this week has been life changing for Kanye. After South Park released some of the best television ever, making Kanye look like a fishy fool. Among other comments, Kanye concluded, "It hurts my feelings, but I have actually been working on my ego though. I just want to be a doper person and that starts with me not telling everyone how dope I am..." 

Classic.

Check Out the Full Version of Gay Fish 

Masters Redux...

So, I called it wrong. Tiger ended up tied for sixth place and the young Mr. McIllroy ended up making the cut, but placed 23rd with a -2 for the week. However, no one can deny that yesterday was one of the most exhilarating days of golf on a LONG time. Congratulations Angel Cabrera, the first Argentine to win the Masters, and also the only person whose only two wins on the PGA tour have been majors. Tiger didn't win, but remember this shot. Never will be topped.



Amazing. The ball was directly against the edge of the rough. Makes that shot one hundred times harder.

Just Went From Six to Midnight.

Inside of You by Infant Sorrow from Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Amazing Basketball Shot.

Game is tied.

Middle Schooler gets a rebound and puts up a prayer.

It bangs off the top of the backboard and a miracle ensues.

Winter 2009 Alejandro Ingelmo

Angels in the Outfield.

Rest in Peace Nick Adenhart.

Adenhart was killed in a car accident involving a drunk driver Wednesday Night.
He was 22.

Orange Sky

Orange Sky by Alexi Murdoch

Please Tell Me This is a Joke.

This could have been a good idea. Maybe..

At least they got the drunk girl from Superbad

"I'm going to give you the best Blow J.. Everrrrr"

Saw Some Girl Reading This In My Lecture.

Mischa Barton on the cover of Cosmopolitan.
I'd Marry Her.

Ill Song and Video!

There Will Be Tears by Mr. Hudson

Observe and Report

When I first saw the commercials for Observe and Report I was disappointed. I thought, "What the fuck. This is the same as Paul Blart. Real Original." Turns out I was wrong. Very Wrong. Word on the street is Observe and Report crosses every boundry. It's crude, vile, profane and without a doubt histerical. In short, it's everything I've come to expect from a Seth Rogen film. I don't know why I had my doubts. Finally, here's R rated trailer.

Gay Fish.

If you didn't catch the new episode of South Park last night, find a way to see it.

I've always considered the writers of South Park to be the most brilliant social commentators of our generation. A modern day Voltaire.

In last night's episode they outdid themselves.

Kanye West loves Fish Dicks.

So Fresh.

New Life Goal.

Add "Get in the Cash Cab" to my bucket list.

If you're ever in NY keep an eye out for license plate "1G12"

Sportscenter Top 10

For some reason this video doesn't show one of the best soccer goals of the year but Play Number One and Play Number Two are ridiculoussss...

No Doubt is Back.

Stand and Deliver by No Doubt.

Little Bit of Franz Ferdinand

No You Girls by Franz Ferdinand

Word Up Obama.

Barack Obama picked UNC to win it. Good Call.

Below are some photos of Barack ballin' up at Chapel Hill last April.

New Eminem.

I'm not impressed.

We Made You by Eminem

My Ego.

Ego Remix by Beyonce & Kanye West

OPENING DAY!

Everyone, baseball is back! Enjoy this day, the best part of the year is upon us!

Jake's Favorite Song on the Album

Yankee Bayonet by The Decemberists

Maharam Nike Air Force One's

Good Luck Finding a Pair of These.