"When I was in college, I used to get a-wicked hammered. My nickname was Puke. I would chug a fifth of SoCo, sneak into a frat party...polish off a few people's empties, some brewskies, some Jell-O shots, do a some body shots off myself...pass out, wake up the next morning, boot, rally, more SoCo, head to class...probably would have gotten expelled if I'd let it affect my grades, but I aced all my courses. They called me Ace. Was totally awesome, got straight B's. They called me Buzz."
-Andy Bernard
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